Eta Phi

Visit Mrs. Susan: The $5 Psychic

Date: Sep 8, 2018 at 1:00pm to 3:01pm
Are you feeling lost? Off center? Anxious? Fatigued? Need some guidance in your life? Do you REALLY want to date that person? Is your major REALLY the right career path for you? Will the universe bless you with a ~special someone~ this year? Will you be successful in school and your career? Need some insight about how to balance your life? Has something been on your mind? Do you feel like your drowning in our current political and economic state? Well, do I have the fellowship for you! Come along to Adams Morgan to visit the iconic Mrs. Susan. Mrs. Susan is a psychic who has been offering deep and accurate insights to APO brothers for GENERATIONS for the low cost of $5! Skip your trip to Starbucks and collect your coins because this will be the best $5 you've ever spent! Your $5 will buy you a deep connection with a stranger (who feels more like an old friend and spiritual guide) and peace of mind. Mrs. Susan will allow you to ask two questions. Her answers may shock you, so be prepared for her to rock your world! However, you'll leave Mrs. Susan's hippie den with a sense of peace and confidence. She takes your anxiety and turns it into a deep feeling of calmness. We'll meet in front of Katzen at 1pm and start our spiritual quest from there. After speaking to Mrs. Susan, we can get smoothies and debrief our experiences. Come for the smoothies, stay for the insights.