"Channel your inner Ryan Gosling. This Thursday, we shall be taking photographic portraits at the beautiful Kate Sessions Memorial Park during the ""golden hour."" It'll be a fun time! The affable robots at Google have promised me that it will be a sunny day, featuring a temperate 77 degrees of Fahrenheit temperature. For our brothers who refer to the metric system, that is 25 degrees Celsius. The sunset is predicted to take place at around 6PM. There are numerous covert benefits for signing up for this event. You will undoubtedly hear at least one Jay Rock track (courtesy of my tastefully curated playlist), learn something new about photography (what is ""bokeh,"" after all?), check out a San Diego locale you (possibly) haven't been before (take your lady[ies] sometime, fellas... I promise she'll dig it), and you'll have professional-grade portraits to use for almost any purpose (headshots, business cards, résumés, Facebook / Instagram thirst traps). And it's all at the low, low cost of $0! Now, that's something you won't find anywhere else. Providing that my car doesn't explode between now (Sunday) and then (Thursday), we can carpool to the locale. I would appreciate it much if you'd volunteer your motor vehicle for our communal use, since the CHECK ENGINE light has been flickering in and out of my dashboard with incessant ambiguity as of late. Let's meet at Cuic at 4:00PM. Since we're shooting with natural light, it is a race against the Sun, so timeliness is of the essence. Synchronize your watches, ladies and gentlemen, because we're goin' in hot. I can be reached at this number (619-787-8579) or this email (ni.j.marino@gmail.com). If your lifestyle precludes you from using the Internet or a cell service provider, I'm pretty easy to find."